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the Dude Ranch World Cup wager pool is now open. choose carefully friends.
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The Sex Pistols have responded to their hall of fame induction with a handwritten note posted today:
"Next to the SEX PISTOLS rock and roll and that hall of fame is a piss stain. Your museum. Urine in wine. Were not your monkey and so what? Fame at $25,000 if we paid for a table or $15,000 to squeak up in the gallery, goes to a non-profit organization selling us a load of old famous.
Congradulations. If you voted for us, I hope you noted your reasons. Your anonymous as judges. but your still music industry people. Were not coming. Your not paying attention. Outside the shit-stem is a real SEX PISTOL."
The legendary band were named as inductees into the Rock'n'Roll Hall Of Fame last year.
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my house just broke out into a spontaneous (and harmonized) rendition of Bohemian Rhapsody from three different rooms. a little part of why this Fort is so damn Awesome
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| Dare To Keep Drunk Frat Boys off F-150's |
[21 Jan 2006|05:09am] |
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Have you been hit on a bike by a full sized Ford pickup at 20 mph lately? Because I have. The bike got run over and I got thrown 10 feet off the hood. The best part: 3 drunk Frat brothers come up to me as I'm laying on the ground in Boardwalk Apts and ask "all you all right, dude, I'm sooo sorry, I didn't see you" (they were swerving the wrong direction down the road, literally) and when I sat up a minute later and they saw I wasn't dead they bailed. If you see a brownish red F-150 with a Joey sized dent in the hood and a piece of shit pimply faced bastard driving it, please, please, write down it's license plate, and then run it off the road into a telephone pole.
Thanks.
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My dog just chased a duck in circles around a retention pond for 10 full minutes. finally the duck got so tired I thought Buckley was going to catch him so I had to jump in and grab him. hilarious.
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| "what? I bombed your class? Funny you should say that..." |
[02 Dec 2005|05:55pm] |
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I need to learn how build 'dirty bombs' so I can detonate one at UCF. if anyone knows any terrorists or serial bombers please put them in touch with me asap. Yes, FBI Electronic Threat Assessment Dept, this is what you should be looking for.
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| Next Week: 'your mom jokes' outlawed by the UN |
[14 Nov 2005|09:52pm] |
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Kazakh threaten to silence Borat
Astana
November 15, 2005 - 12:21AM
KAZAKHSTAN'S Foreign Ministry has threatened legal action against a British comedian who wins laughs by portraying the central Asian state as a country populated by drunks who enjoy cow-punching as a sport.
Sacha Baron Cohen, who plays Kazakh television presenter Borat in his Da Ali G Show, has won fame ridiculing Kazakhstan on British and US channels.
Cohen appears to have drawn official Kazakh ire after he hosted the annual MTV Europe Music Awards in Lisbon this month as Borat, who arrived in an Air Kazakh propeller plane controlled by a one-eyed pilot clutching a vodka bottle.
"We do not rule out that Mr Cohen is serving someone's political order designed to present Kazakhstan and its people in a derogatory way," said Kazakh Foreign Ministry spokesman Yerzhan Ashykbayev.
"We reserve the right to any legal action to prevent new pranks of the kind." He declined to elaborate.
Cohen's jokes about the Central Asian state include claims that the people would shoot a dog and then have a party, and that local wine was made from fermented horse urine.
"We view Mr Cohen's behaviour at the MTV Europe Music Awards as utterly unacceptable, being a concoction of bad taste and ill manners which is completely incompatible with ethics and civilised behaviour," Mr Ashykbayev said.
REUTERS
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i hate speeches. I actually considered seeing a doctor just to get an excuse...ridiculous.
I want a new job.
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Calculus (Cal'-cue-lus): "The ancient greek/roman god of death, destruction, and misery."
...preparing to be tested at the altar of all that is heinous and evil.
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[01 Oct 2005|12:36pm] |
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The only kind of sidekick I'll ever need...
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| It's a tax exemption (probably) |
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Now taking donations for mini-ramp construction in my backyard. it feeds the homeless, saves countless stray pets lives, reverses global warming, and is kickass to skate on.
pledge your $ today.
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